Was goofing with my German Shepherd this evening, and the shithead, somehow, bit the inside of my nose. How is that even possible? The damn thing bled for five minutes. Did she literally fit my face inside her mouth, enabling her tooth to actually stab the inside of my nose?
No joke. There are no marks on my face. Just the broken innocence of my nasal cavity.
I just want to be clear that my dog was not trying to hurt me in any way. It was just a playful accident.